everyone who likes coconut water is lying
are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
top 5 friends?
a fucking goat.
#I AM CLEMENTINE!
my own character from animal crossing
My cute Pokemon X character
A slug from FTL.
Positives: Awesome brain probing powers and being an alien
Negatives: Death by Fire, Death by Asphyxiation, Death by Giant Alien Spiders, Death by Mantis Boarders, Death by Missle, Death by Bomb, Death by Ragequit, Death by Solar Flares, Death by Asteroids, Death by Flagship Bullshit, Death by Drones, Death by Research Station Explosion, Death by Unknown Disease, Death by Rebels, Death by Engi, Death by Mantis, Death by Human, Death by Lanius, Death by Rock, Death by Zoltan, Death by other slugs, Death by Crystal, Death by Random Moon Lifeform, Death by Lost in Space, Death by Space Debris, Death by Random Number Generator
But hey! I might beat the flagship and survive! Maybe!
I AM NOBLE SIX
I AM A MAGE GREY WARDEN
*walks into the da:i tag*
*everyone hates Cullen*
911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
I’m not interested in stories. I came to hear the truth.
Looking for Dragon Age: Inquisition info and only finding fan theories