wake me up when inquisition hits
VIVIENNE CAN STEP ON ME ANY TIME SHE WANTS

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying


jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”


Anonymous asked:
top 5 friends?
  1. that’s kind of a weird question
  2. who picks favorite friends
  3. who are you
  4. seriously if I just listed random generic names you would have no idea if they were really my friends or not
  5. karl marx
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#?? #Anon #ask

Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

zaxkex:

thepageofhopes:

can-town-mayor:

lutecexy:

rissalatte:

ladyphoenix7777:

myresin:

hoiist:

lilacsbloom:

koumeisquad:

rerererereset:

Booker DeWitt.

a fucking goat.

#I AM CLEMENTINE!

Dead

SHEPARD

Batman!

my own character from animal crossing 

Bigby

My cute Pokemon X character

A slug from FTL.

Positives: Awesome brain probing powers and being an alien

Negatives: Death by Fire, Death by Asphyxiation, Death by Giant Alien Spiders, Death by Mantis Boarders, Death by Missle, Death by Bomb, Death by Ragequit, Death by Solar Flares, Death by Asteroids, Death by Flagship Bullshit, Death by Drones, Death by Research Station Explosion, Death by Unknown Disease, Death by Rebels, Death by Engi, Death by Mantis, Death by Human, Death by Lanius, Death by Rock, Death by Zoltan, Death by other slugs, Death by Crystal, Death by Random Moon Lifeform, Death by Lost in Space, Death by Space Debris, Death by Random Number Generator

But hey! I might beat the flagship and survive! Maybe!

I AM NOBLE SIX

I AM A MAGE GREY WARDEN


lallyzippo:

*walks into the da:i tag*

*everyone hates Cullen*

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again


kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me


chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …


I’m not interested in stories. I came to hear the truth.


killycheesestake:

Looking for Dragon Age: Inquisition info and only finding fan theories

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